For Immediate Release
Lexington, KY. Marti McGinnis Announces the hiring of a new Account Representative for her Marti McGinnis Marketing studio.
“I’m super excited to be able to add the expertise of Ms. Aly Gator to my professional line of services offerred.” said McGinnis. “Her quick reactions and attention to the slightest ripples in the stream of marketing buzz will be a real boon to me and our clients alike.”
“Ms. Gator’s expertise includes a finely honed ability to negotiate streams of multiple topics located throughout the tepid pools of new media news and information. She’s able to digest large quantities of meaty subjects most would choke on.” explained McGinnis. “With skills attained in the corporate swamps that tend to dot the developed American landscape Gator has an amazingly spot on sense for the slightest movement which will help position our clients at the top of their respective food chains.” McGinnis added.
With degrees from the School of Hard Knocks and a diploma from the Survival of the Fittest Academy, Aly Gator brings an unrivaled level of attention and quickly adaptive reaction to the heretofore mild waters of this online sea.
“Though known to be a quick mover, Gator’s tendencies to snap the heads off of slow movers can be unsettling, but in the highly competitive world of new media marketing the principles at MMM believe it’s good to have an associate ready to jump on the next thing! ” said McGinnis
“I’m nobody’s hand puppet!” exclaims Ms. Gator.
Well, um, yes she is.
(And her teeth are made out of soft felt.)